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an-excess-of-tennant:

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

phinflynn:

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“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

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“What an unexpected -“

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“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

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“You’re trapped!”

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“By societal convention!”

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“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

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“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

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This show is fucking brilliant.

you read that in his voice don’t deny it

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thatonetrilla:

holy458:

piranhabites:

iraffiruse:

Dogs make everything better

THIS IS THE ONLY POST ON TUMBLR THAT MATTERS

This is why I have a problem with people who hate dogs.

The corgis in this kill me oh man they are cute

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Tuilo:

All right. Here's the plan. In the dead of night, you and I grab some provisions, hijack one of those... one of those longboats... and then, we... row back to Spain like there's no mañana!

Miguel:

[pauses] Back to Spain, yeah?

Tuilo:

Yeah.

Miguel:

[uncertainly] In... a rowboat.

Tuilo:

Yeah!

Miguel:

[sarcastically] Great. Sensational. That's your plan, is it?

Tuilo:

That's... pretty much it, yeah.

Miguel:

[delighted] Well, I like it! So, how do we get on deck?

Tuilo:

[pauses, deep breath] In the dead of night, you and I grab some provisions, hijack one of those... longboats...

Oliver!

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neekcreep:

mirandaadria:

pigeonredd:

hobbitfeminism:

blowhan:

potatobeenz:

You get home from a long day at work and turn on the TV. It’s been a long week, so you think to yourself- maybe i’ll take the family to a movie on Saturday. Maybe we’ll even go on a vacation soon! We could visit museums and go to plays and see all sorts of fun attractions. When you turned the TV on, nothing happened. There are no actors to entertain you. When you went to the movie theater, nothing was showing. There were no advertisements to tell you that anything was showing, so you went to the theater to find out. Nothing playing. There is no one to film and create movies for you. Well at least your vacation will be fun, right? Not like there will be any plays to see and there won’t be anything in the art museums. Well at least you have the shack you are living in that you made out of cardboard and sheets. Not like you could find an architect to build you a house with all the money you’re making as an engineer. 

bless

THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME
THERE WOULD BE NO ROAD SIGNS OR INFORMATIONAL BROCHURES
THERE WOULD BE NO GODDAMN KEYS ON YOUR FUCKING LAPTOP
I WOULD PUNCH YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE BUT WITHOUT GRAPHIC DESIGN HOW WOULD I LEARN TO DO THAT

lol I guess that community college that was completed fairly recently by my dad a county down built itself
thanks nbc

I just sent this tweet to NBC.
@NBCNews If these majors are so useless, then who designed the graphic used to announce this on your show?

Bless you all

neekcreep:

mirandaadria:

pigeonredd:

hobbitfeminism:

blowhan:

potatobeenz:

You get home from a long day at work and turn on the TV. It’s been a long week, so you think to yourself- maybe i’ll take the family to a movie on Saturday. Maybe we’ll even go on a vacation soon! We could visit museums and go to plays and see all sorts of fun attractions. 

When you turned the TV on, nothing happened. There are no actors to entertain you. 
When you went to the movie theater, nothing was showing. There were no advertisements to tell you that anything was showing, so you went to the theater to find out. Nothing playing. There is no one to film and create movies for you. Well at least your vacation will be fun, right? Not like there will be any plays to see and there won’t be anything in the art museums. 
Well at least you have the shack you are living in that you made out of cardboard and sheets.

Not like you could find an architect to build you a house with all the money you’re making as an engineer. 

bless

THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME

THERE WOULD BE NO ROAD SIGNS OR INFORMATIONAL BROCHURES

THERE WOULD BE NO GODDAMN KEYS ON YOUR FUCKING LAPTOP

I WOULD PUNCH YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE BUT WITHOUT GRAPHIC DESIGN HOW WOULD I LEARN TO DO THAT

lol I guess that community college that was completed fairly recently by my dad a county down built itself

thanks nbc

I just sent this tweet to NBC.

If these majors are so useless, then who designed the graphic used to announce this on your show?

Bless you all

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mishpala:

remember that time misha and richard sp8 jr went to a gay club together

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andythanfiction:

Please, please, please, for the love of satire, would someone with a public Twitter inform Misha that the Wooster’s name MUST be Bertie (short for Bertram Wilberforce), or else his only other reasonable choices are Hugh, Laurie, Jeeves, or Wodehouse? 

andythanfiction:

Please, please, please, for the love of satire, would someone with a public Twitter inform Misha that the Wooster’s name MUST be Bertie (short for Bertram Wilberforce), or else his only other reasonable choices are Hugh, Laurie, Jeeves, or Wodehouse? 

you-cant-stop-the-moriparty:

lockedin221b:

staticspatula:

“We’re gonna need exact words.”

If that isn’t married couple material, I don’t know what is.

Castiel even leans around to check JFC

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castiel-counts-deans-freckles:

angieharmons:

why fall in love when you can fall on the floor and cry over a tv show

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